ATTA BOY!

Iranian protesters are refusing to bow to the brutal pressure from police and paramilitary forces but they are accepting standing ovations...from the world!

A Pakistani militia commander has been killed by one of his bodyguards who guarded his boss' body so well he's safe and sound...in the grave.

The French president has replaced eight Cabinet ministers in that old fashioned French game of je ne sais qua.

Britain is throwing out two Iranian diplomats in response to Tehran's expulsion of two British diplomats proving we're always on the playground even if its global.

British authorities have denied a Zimbabwean Minister a visa to take part in a London conference so it seems the UK really is the "old" country in every sense of the word.

Three Afghan aid workers have been killed by a roadside bomb proving no good deed goes unpunished.

French military ships searching for the black boxes of Flight 447 have detected sounds in the Atlantic depths but they were from mermaids.

The turmoil in Iran is threatening to reshape the balance of power in the Middle East prompting numerous smiles from agents of the CIA.

Hurricane Andres is flooding homes, toppling trees, and killing people like the economy but with wind and rain.

US intelligence suspects North Korea will likely test short and medium-range missiles in some sort of international pissing competition where they shoot for impact not distance.

The UN says one in six people are going hungry in the global recession while five out of six people are rich fat bastards.